You know what I like about Christmas?
People are nicer, you get the cookies without as much guilt, and reasons to drink are everywhere, which is probably the main reason people are nicer.
You know what I don’t like about Christmas?
The traffic, insects, that anxious twitch some people develop, mince pies, and the stress involved in trying to find a reasonably priced holiday apartment, caravan of camping ground.
What I don’t like most of all, however, is receiving presents.