Flash Fiction

Posted on May 14, 2015 by Xavier Toby

It’s not my damn baby

Staples, you big out of control American office superstore chain you. Before arriving in the USA, I didn’t know it was possible to combine awful customer service with outrageous platitudes, then deliver the lot without irony. I wanted to print out my second book for proofing. At 10am I was told it’d be ready by Read More

Posted on May 4, 2015 by Xavier Toby

F%&K your stick figure family

If you’ve been nowhere near a road in the last four years, there are these stick figure stickers people attach to their rear windows. In an effort to show how special and different their family is through the use of a two-dimensional, mass-producible, cartoon form. Apparently stick figures were chosen due to the rapidly growing Read More

Posted on April 2, 2015 by Xavier Toby

Beware miners bearing gifts

So my shows in Mackay, Middlemount, Glenden, Dysart & Moranbah in Queensland are all run and done. Thanks so much to the Anywhere Theatre Festival and all the wonderful people who came along. Maybe, possibly and perhaps – see you next year? Anyway I did promise four chapters of my book, and so far I’ve only published Read More

Posted on March 30, 2015 by Xavier Toby

Eight sneezes gets you one big what?

So my shows in Mackay, Middlemount, Glenden, Dysart & Moranbah in Queensland are all run and done. Thanks so much to the Anywhere Theatre Festival and all the wonderful people who came along. Maybe, possibly and perhaps – see you next year? Anyway I did promise four chapters of my book, and so far I’ve only published Read More

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