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After a Month off the Grog – What Happens Next?

Right, it’s March and I’m drinking again. So what was the point of taking a month off? And what happens next? The biggest change is that I will no longer be drinking before or during comedy performances. As a comedian I can drink while at work, and often alcohol forms part of the payment, but Read More

Who Needs A Reason to Drink? They’re Everywhere!

On stage March 1st and I said to the audience; “I’ve just finished that thing where you don’t drink for a month. What’s it called again?” Person 1: “Lent” Person 2: “Being a boring prick.” Person 3: “Losing the ability to talk to girls.” Person 4: “Probation.” Person 4 wins. I don’t know what they Read More

So I Might Have a Problem

FebFast is nearly done. Am I worried about what’s going to happen next? Yes. Very. So will this be part of some lasting change? Or will I revert straight back to old habits? Reverting back to bad habits is exactly what happened the last time I did FebFast. At the start of March I went Read More

Hey mate, would you like a drink?

So I’m not drinking for February. Since the start of February I’ve been offered alcohol 237 times, but who’s counting? Not me, I made that up. It actually feels like far more than that. If I were counting the amount of times I’ve thought about alcohol, well I’d need thousands of fingers and toes to Read More

Beer Made From Angel’s Wings and Unicorn Tears

Okay, this Febfast thing is getting ridiculous. Two nights ago I performed in a brewery. Where all performers got unlimited free drinks. I was told, ‘Here is liquid gold. Drink your fill, and be engulfed by its wonder here and now, for you cannot consume any outside of this magical place.’ Or that’s what I Read More

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