February 2018

Posted on February 16, 2018 by Xavier Toby

Barnaby crashes the custard truck

This article first appeared on The Big Smoke The public’s outrage to Barnaby Joyce’s affair has been understandable, but gazing at the history of similar actions, don’t be surprised if nothing happens to him. Barnaby Joyce and Vikki Campion have officially been outed for swapping gravy, dancing the forbidden Polka, and indulging in gland-to-gland combat, Read More

Posted on February 4, 2018 by Xavier Toby

Solve fat by letting the animals run free

This article first appeared in the Herald Sun Every year around now, my NYE resolution to lose weight and get fitter falls apart. It’s the number one resolution around the world, so I’m guessing I’m not alone. Growing up and out, I was a chubby child, a roly-poly teenager, meaty in my twenties, flabby through Read More