October 2017

Stuff the Detox. What about a Retox?

This article first appeared in the Brisbane Courier Mail You know detoxes and cleanses don’t work, right? Your body does all the cleansing and detoxifying you’ll ever need. Nobody talks about it though, because you can’t sell nothing. If enough people are willing to pay money for a thing, someone will invent a reason you Read More

Birthdays are the worst

This article first appeared in the Herald Sun Ever since I turned twenty-one, each of mine has been a reminder that I’m nearer to the end but further from my dreams. I’ve just turned a year from forty, and finally given up on my dream of becoming a professional football playing astronaut firefighter. These years, Read More

Weinstein’s Woeful Wiener

This article first appeared on The Big Smoke With this whole Harvey Weinstein outrage, how did he get away with it for so long? Now it’s out he’s quickly been fired and rightly so, but according to the reports, he was at it for thirty years. I’ve barely been alive thirty years, have basically zero profile, Read More