August 2014

Confessions of a finger-lickin’ fool


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HOW good is fried chicken? It’s delicious. More importantly, it’ll never leave me. When I awaken after a big night, smelling like a nightclub floor, with breath that could knock out a football team and looking like the warning label of a cigarette packet, fried chicken is always there. There’s no awkward morning banter required Read More

Hit the reality check button on your remote


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WE’RE told reality TV is reality, but it’s as scripted and manufactured as any episode of True Blood or Game of Thrones or Mad Men. Except nowhere near as good. Those shows have vampires, swords and far better looking people. Watch them instead. Also, each reality TV series has exactly the same storyline. A group of people have a dream: Read More