As the next holiday season approaches, if one more person tells me how much I’m missing out by not going camping, I don’t know what I’ll do. Probably nothing, since I avoid confrontation like models avoid carbs, and the Australian men’s soccer, rugby union, basketball and cricket teams avoid success.
Camping has always been something I wish I enjoyed. Encased in a womb of green, footsteps from the ocean, cooking on an open fire, sipping herbal tea, and all day it’s either sunrise or sunset. It just seems so amazing – on television.